In His Own Words
About him
[sighs] Alas, creating a catchy dating profile is an exercise in futility, because a woman's selection process invariably follows this path...
Is he TALL? (⬅ primal traits linger hard!)
Can he make me laugh? (yes, at inappropriate times)
Has he got a nice smile? (my Mum says it's nice!)
Is he kind? (erhm, I'm always nice to Waiting Staff?)
Solvent with a decent job? (extra fries Ma'am?)
Has he looked after himself? (sufficiently to facilitate pies)
Looks good in a well fitting suit? (⬅ hah, the reciprocal of Lingerie to us guys!)
Decent grammar? (Oi, Ms Snobby!)
Nice bum in jeans? (🤐)
Good quality - & clean - shoes? (sheesh, you Gals!)
Smells nice? (nuzzle into my neck to find out 😉)
Is he sane? (occasionally I hear voices ...they tell me things)
Has he avoided a bathroom selfie? (no, I just haven't uploaded it)
Nice Teeth? (are you all working in Orthodontics?)
Can he protect me from spiders, dragons & baddies (the dragons are a big ask!)
...but mainly - IS HE TALL? (🙄)
ME? Just a regular guy clinging on to his own bit of broken-up orange crate in the great flood of life. Originally from Northumberland - a mild accent lingers (there is no "r" in bath). No tattoos or piercings ... you'll never catch me in Lycra - competent pillow fighter.
Determined, entrepreneurial/reasonably savvy, loyal, caring ...oh, & (hopefully!) fun.
I play guitar/piano to a standard which makes toddlers spontaneously weep, but it gives me an enormous sense of well-being (<-not the toddlers weeping bit). I adore live music too.
A tendency to over-use three dots ...I hereby pledge that I will *never* call you "Hun" or "Babes" ....indeed, my toes are curling even just typing those words!
(I don't own a cute puppy, so I've deployed a pic of me with my 95yr old Mum in my photo gallery ...just to bag some female approval ...just a shame her ears aren't as long or as floppy)
About his ideal match
(Surely, you don't *all* do stand-up paddle boarding?!)
Someone fit & active (< this is veiled 'code'), fun, bright with a good heart and whose world doesn't revolve around TV/Netflix/Social Media.
They say you don't exist - but, pah ...what do they know?)
P.S. I'm *NOT* 58 ⬅ this is a technical 'inexactitude' done in to mess with the App's search/match algos (which were matching me with women looking like Anne Widdecombe)...yeah, yeah I know 🤷♂️....sue me! (the photo taken with my Mum is the most recent - July 2024)
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Barnet (Finchley), London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
58 | |
Star sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Portuguese | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
40 - 59 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Confident; Faithful; Funny; Intelligent; Loyal; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Hair style: |
Straight |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body hair: |
Average |
Date activities: |
Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Instrumental; Rock |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch news |
TV programmes: |
Documentaries; News; Talk shows |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Business news; Music; Photography |
Sports: |
Rowing |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Gastro Pub; Indian; Pub Grub; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Family size: |
I've got sisters |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Intelligence |
Work aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
