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Patchoo2

59 – Norwich (Central), Norfolk, England

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Patchoo2

59 – Norwich (Central), Norfolk, England

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In His Own Words

About him

Hello
I can be quite a quiet person much of the time - but I do love a laugh and giggle also and try to find humour in most things.
I enjoy the comedy of Milton Jones, Ricky Gervais, Mickey Flanagan and Frankie Boyle. Although I don’t have a tv . I stay away from 24:7 news feeds. Once a day is enough to keep up with events.. I prefer a good movie : Anything from thrillers- romcom or a good documentary. Depends on mood I suppose,
I like to play guitar and sing as part of a group; busking and some gigs: pubs, festival or an open mic night!
I have Tourettes.( a neurological disorder - causing verbal and motor tics). Developed late in life. The music helps with focus -as I can be distracted at times -which is why I’m not in work presently.
Previous working background in theatre, farming and mechanical engineering. Currently looking to improve my technical skill with computers etc.
I’ve travelled a little to Asia N.Africa but more to parts of Europe: Denmark and France mostly.
I like to swim and walk - the more natural the setting the better. I’m definitely Not a cook; especially when it’s a meal for one, but sometimes I might like to improvise with a few herbs and spices. - it’s a bit hit and miss at times - I must admit…..but sometimes it works 😄.. I suppose that’s a bit like relationships… it’s all just about getting the right blend.😊
When I do get chatting though - I can sustain a little bit of banter - although I can be a little opinionated and/or sarcastic at times. One thing I do very well is to procrastinate.
I’m not into dramas- I’d rather laugh things off and find a funnier side to the situation.

I try to help out with people I know, as much as I can but not into people pleasing! Only recently my helping was deemed to be controlling. Needless to say I don’t help them anymore.
I know what I like when I like it - but easily bored.

Not looking for perfection.

So - Thanks for reading.
I hope you all find your matches.
Good luck and have a good day..x🌹

About his ideal match

It would be nice to meet someone as a friend-to start - to see whether there is any spark or magnetic attraction. Not greatly into heavy make up, crowds, shopping or clubs but likes an outdoor festival or pub gig.
A Natural woman: Honest fun, warm ,tactile but not needy - I like space too.
Enjoy walks in nature - More walking boots than stilettos - but I understand - it’s nice to dress up on occasions.
I get along with most animals -although none myself. So cats or dogs…. or a well behaved goldfish - all welcome!
So Natural, Fun, sexy, honest, open and a good communicator.
Someone more interested in meeting than texting.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Norwich (Central), Norfolk, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
59
Star sign:
Gemini
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district NR2 (Norwich)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
40 - 74
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Cautious; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Mild; Moody; Outspoken; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite colour:
Black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; Out of control; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I have a goatee
Body hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition; Other
Body art:
A tattoo or two
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Instrumental; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I read books occasionally; I read newspapers occasionally
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; Non-fiction; Self-help; Travel
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Movie preferences:
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery
Interests:
Acting; Gardening; Meditation; Music; Painting; Photography; Singing
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
American Football; Camping; Cycling; Football (Soccer); Swimming; Walking; Yoga
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Indian; Seafood; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness
The deep stuff
Dream home:
Tent in the woods
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Honesty:
Quite