In His Own Words
About him
Hello
I can be quite a quiet person much of the time - but I do love a laugh and giggle also and try to find humour in most things.
I enjoy the comedy of Milton Jones, Ricky Gervais, Mickey Flanagan and Frankie Boyle. Although I don’t have a tv . I stay away from 24:7 news feeds. Once a day is enough to keep up with events.. I prefer a good movie : Anything from thrillers- romcom or a good documentary. Depends on mood I suppose,
I like to play guitar and sing as part of a group; busking and some gigs: pubs, festival or an open mic night!
I have Tourettes.( a neurological disorder - causing verbal and motor tics). Developed late in life. The music helps with focus -as I can be distracted at times -which is why I’m not in work presently.
Previous working background in theatre, farming and mechanical engineering. Currently looking to improve my technical skill with computers etc.
I’ve travelled a little to Asia N.Africa but more to parts of Europe: Denmark and France mostly.
I like to swim and walk - the more natural the setting the better. I’m definitely Not a cook; especially when it’s a meal for one, but sometimes I might like to improvise with a few herbs and spices. - it’s a bit hit and miss at times - I must admit…..but sometimes it works 😄.. I suppose that’s a bit like relationships… it’s all just about getting the right blend.😊
When I do get chatting though - I can sustain a little bit of banter - although I can be a little opinionated and/or sarcastic at times. One thing I do very well is to procrastinate.
I’m not into dramas- I’d rather laugh things off and find a funnier side to the situation.
I try to help out with people I know, as much as I can but not into people pleasing! Only recently my helping was deemed to be controlling. Needless to say I don’t help them anymore.
I know what I like when I like it - but easily bored.
Not looking for perfection.
So - Thanks for reading.
I hope you all find your matches.
Good luck and have a good day..x🌹
About his ideal match
It would be nice to meet someone as a friend-to start - to see whether there is any spark or magnetic attraction. Not greatly into heavy make up, crowds, shopping or clubs but likes an outdoor festival or pub gig.
A Natural woman: Honest fun, warm ,tactile but not needy - I like space too.
Enjoy walks in nature - More walking boots than stilettos - but I understand - it’s nice to dress up on occasions.
I get along with most animals -although none myself. So cats or dogs…. or a well behaved goldfish - all welcome!
So Natural, Fun, sexy, honest, open and a good communicator.
Someone more interested in meeting than texting.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Norwich (Central), Norfolk, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
59 | |
Star sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
5' 8" (173cm) | |
Body type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Ask me later | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Ask me later | |
Occupation: |
Ask me later | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 100 miles of postcode district NR2 (Norwich) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
40 - 74 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Cautious; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Mild; Moody; Outspoken; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite colour: |
Black |
Hair style: |
Short; Out of control; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have a mental condition; Other |
Body art: |
A tattoo or two |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Instrumental; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally; I read newspapers occasionally |
Books: |
Fantasy; Fiction; Non-fiction; Self-help; Travel |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sport |
Movie preferences: |
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery |
Interests: |
Acting; Gardening; Meditation; Music; Painting; Photography; Singing |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
American Football; Camping; Cycling; Football (Soccer); Swimming; Walking; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Indian; Seafood; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I don't work |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness |
Dream home: |
Tent in the woods |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Retirement plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Honesty: |
Quite |