In His Own Words
About him
Honestly, I haven’t a clue!
If past performance is an indicator of future success, I may be doomed 🥴.
I am just a very ordinary, extraordinary, guy looking for a girl to love. I have a big heart with a lot to give, but it helps if that’s reciprocated.
I am not sure anyone takes much notice of what one writes, although perhaps that just me and I desperately need a coach. Give me some tips?
For what it's worth, I enjoy the great outdoors being active, travelling, exploring, visiting galleries and museums (I am a member of the NG, BM, RGS & the V&A), loafing about, reading, poetry, volunteering and frequent fun adventures.
I love all music, but can’t sing for toffee.
If you would like to know anything about me, please ask.
I have nothing to hide and don’t tell porkies!
My profile photo was taken in February 2025.
About his ideal match
If you are a tad perspicacious, enjoy a bit of badinage and are up for adventures, we will get along just fine 😎.
Kind, caring, considerate and respectful (like wot I am) with a great sense of humour and enjoy living life to the full, would be fab!
Failing that, anyone with a pulse please get in touch, but be truthful about your age. I don’t care how old you are, but I do care about honesty 😊.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Salisbury, Wiltshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
71 | |
Star sign: |
Virgo | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; German | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 100 miles of postcode district SP1 (Salisbury) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
59 - 76 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Other; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Black/African descent; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean descent | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Light-hearted |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Philosophical; Quiet; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite colour: |
Red |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
None |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Folk; Latin; Opera; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction; Travel |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Art Films; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Romance |
Interests: |
Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Internet; Meditation; Music; Politics; Reading; The arts; Voluntary work |
Sports: |
Aerobics; Bungee jumping; Canoeing; Cycling; Flying / Gliding; Hang- / Paragliding; Hiking; Scuba diving; Skiing; Surf skiing/kayaking; Tennis; Walking; Windsurfing; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Family size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Feelings about using Rest Less Dating: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
