In His Own Words
About him
Apparently some of my best friends say I'm handsome, charming and witty. Admittedly, a couple of them have terrible eyesight and drink too much and are probably thinking of someone else.
I like gardening and gardens, and I have an allotment where I grow many lovely things such as thistles and dandelions. If I'm lucky there may be the odd carrot and a spot of chard in there somewhere.
Back home with that carrot and chard leaf I like to cook. I also bake bread and do the odd cake. Sometimes they are odd, but edible odd.
I'm a casual viewer of sport, though I tend to avoid football on account footballers are overpaid and talentless and have terrible taste in interior design and wives.
I play golf but don't hold that against me. It's a way of getting out into the fresh air, and searching for my errant golf ball in the woods is a way of encountering the local wildlife.
Being a humorous greeting card publisher (the cards are humorous, not me) I'm always thinking of ideas and writing and sketching all the time, but not as good as Picasso. But then again, he wasn't known for his humour so I'm probably one-up against Picasso on the humour front.
Who am I looking for? Who knows? In the end, we are here on the strange little planet just the once.
Let's have some fun before the poor thing implodes.
About his ideal match
I don't really have a list of qualities to tick off.
How many times have we done this only to ignore them completely when that lovely odd person turns up that doesn't tick any of them?
Life is unpredictable, and that's its joy.
That sense of humour or that special chemistry is nigh impossible to define. It just happens.
Not being cruel, but being witty. Not being bitter, but being realistic. Not being old, but being energetic. These are qualities us older folks probably have in abundance.
Looking like Bridget Bardot or Raquel Welch might help, but looks, as we know, count for little when the heart is big.
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
Zambia | |
Location: |
Enfield, London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
66 | |
Star sign: |
Virgo | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Ask me later | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district N21 (London) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
45 - 65 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 1" (186cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Black/African descent; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian; Black/Caribbean descent | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Personality traits: |
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Independent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Sarcastic; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short; Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Body hair: |
Average |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; Rock |
Reading: |
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch news |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Educational; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sport |
Movie preferences: |
Adult; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics |
Interests: |
Cooking; Gardening; Music; Reading; The arts; Writing books |
Sports: |
Golf; Walking |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Gardening |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Honesty: |
Extremely |