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BonkersBadger

56 – Swindon, Wiltshire, England

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BonkersBadger

56 – Swindon, Wiltshire, England

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Online: 18 July 2026

Updated: 11 May 2026

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In Her Own Words

About her

I’m quick to laugh, uncomplicated, honest, loyal and play by the rules. I’ve lived life to the full, picked up a few dents and scars on the way, but they’re souvenirs of experience not wounds.
Dry, occasionally dark, sometimes inappropriate sense of humour, frequently directed at myself. I’m curious about everything the world has to offer, can find interesting in the mundane and love to challenge my brain. I will frequently be found at a pub quiz or tackling (not necessarily successfully) a cryptic crossword. My happy place is baking, so please be prepared to eat cake. Likely to be singing (badly) 80’s tunes whilst baking. Does anything released after 2003 actually count as music?

About her ideal match

My ideal match would be emotionally available and present, looking to share lives that we’ve already built for ourselves. Who wants someone to laugh with, cry with, cuddle with and be a team together. Rudimentary grasp of SPaG is essential. Cake eater preferred.

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Swindon, Wiltshire, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
56
Star sign:
Libra
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Green
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Public sector
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Ask me later

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district SN25 (Swindon)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
45 - 63
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 5" (164cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Large; Stocky
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Greying; Grey; White; Bald; Balding; Shaved
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Medium; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Classical; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fiction; History
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; News; Sport
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Romance
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Knitting; Music; Reading; Voluntary work
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Athletics; Darts; Fishing; Football (Soccer); Golf; Motorsport; Rugby
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got brothers
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence; Sarcasm
Turn-offs:
Skinny dipping
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream home:
Other
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Feelings about using Rest Less Dating:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely