In Her Own Words
About her
I’m quick to laugh, uncomplicated, honest, loyal and play by the rules. I’ve lived life to the full, picked up a few dents and scars on the way, but they’re souvenirs of experience not wounds.
Dry, occasionally dark, sometimes inappropriate sense of humour, frequently directed at myself. I’m curious about everything the world has to offer, can find interesting in the mundane and love to challenge my brain. I will frequently be found at a pub quiz or tackling (not necessarily successfully) a cryptic crossword. My happy place is baking, so please be prepared to eat cake. Likely to be singing (badly) 80’s tunes whilst baking. Does anything released after 2003 actually count as music?
About her ideal match
My ideal match would be emotionally available and present, looking to share lives that we’ve already built for ourselves. Who wants someone to laugh with, cry with, cuddle with and be a team together. Rudimentary grasp of SPaG is essential. Cake eater preferred.
What Her Friends Say
BonkersBadger hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Swindon, Wiltshire, England | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
56 | |
Star sign: |
Libra | |
Height: |
5' 6" (168cm) | |
Body type: |
Curvaceous | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Occasionally | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Public sector | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district SN25 (Swindon) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
45 - 63 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 5" (164cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Large; Stocky | ||
Looks: |
Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Greying; Grey; White; Bald; Balding; Shaved | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Medium; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Classical; Pop / Top 40; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fiction; History |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Romance |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Knitting; Music; Reading; Voluntary work |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Athletics; Darts; Fishing; Football (Soccer); Golf; Motorsport; Rugby |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Intelligence; Sarcasm |
Turn-offs: |
Skinny dipping |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Dream home: |
Other |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Retirement plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Feelings about using Rest Less Dating: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |





