In His Own Words
About him
Professional dog patter, back by popular demand.
Voted most likely to dad joke in school.
Will most probably like your dog more than you.
Life's too short to take everything seriously, let's have a laugh and act like the inner child we all have.
About his ideal match
Someone up for a laugh, doesn't take themselves too seriously and likes really terrible jokes, open minded and isn't rude to waiting staff.
What His Friends Say
Liam said...
Andy is one of those guys that's always going to make you laugh, he makes my days at work more bearable as he's never stressed, always has a joke ready and is more than happy to go out of his way to help someone who needs it, I honestly couldn't put into words how well liked he is at work and if he left he'd be sorely missed, I've known him long enough to know when we move on to other things il be keeping in touch, his optimistic outlook on life is just something you don't see too often and it's a breathe of fresh air, he's a funny bloke and it's always nice to see him.
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Middlesbrough, Cleveland, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
34 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
6' 7" (201cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
Black | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
It's Complicated | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Yes | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Never | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Legal | |
Income: |
Wealthy | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Italian; Japanese; Portuguese; Spanish; Swedish; Welsh | |
Religion: |
Other |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Isle of Man | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
45 - 63 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Other | ||
Income: |
Solvent | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
Opportunity |
Party behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Faithful; Loyal; Outgoing |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Honesty; Kindness |
Fashion sense: |
Natural (I only wear natural fabrics) |
Favourite clothing: |
My Armani suit / My Versace dress |
Favourite colour: |
Red |
Hair style: |
Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Shaved |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any; Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Folk; Jazz; Latin; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Scottish |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Crime; History; Mystery; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV programmes: |
Educational; Motoring; Nature/Wildlife; News |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Documentary |
Interests: |
Board games; Business news; Card games; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Internet; Investing; Meditation; Music; Politics; The arts; Writing books; Writing poetry |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Chess; Golf; Lacrosse; Squash; Surf skiing/kayaking; Surfing; Swimming; Water Polo; Water skiing; Weight training; White water rafting; Windsurfing; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Fine Dining; French; Italian; Seafood; Thai |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Pastimes of choice: |
Visiting a museum or gallery |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Power; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Turn-offs: |
Sarcasm |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Dream home: |
Castle in Scotland |
Religious attendance: |
I'm non-practising |
Retirement plans: |
Living in the country |
Feelings about using Rest Less Dating: |
Nervous; Curious; Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Extremely |