In His Own Words
About him
Not sure what to write in here :)
Sarcastic, lazy, procrastinating Dad to two amazing teenagers and an army of near feral cats. I am a serial workaholic looking for someone to give me a reason to take more time off and have fun.
Since my stroke I walk with a stick or more accurately lurch so 'fun' hopefully doesn't mean playing Rugby or Sky-diving but there's an awful lot more to relaxing than just those two things!
Watching me get up and bring drinks / food back from a bar can be an evening's entertainment in itself!
About his ideal match
Honesty, slightly strange and off the wall sense of humour, sexy eyes and disarming smile, kind and above all fun.... But that's enough about me... what are you like?
What His Friends Say
Rachel said...
John doesn't smell unpleasant, he is handsome but not superficial, thoughtful kind, intelligent, loves his kitten and his amazing daughters whose individuality and creativity are an absolute tribute to his parenting skills. He has a curious nature and will happily whisk you off to uncharted lands, yet knows how to create a loving and nurturing home environment for a relaxing movie binge and he also has the ability to make you ***your pants just a little bit as he has a wonderful sense of humor
About him
Country of origin: |
Germany | |
Location: |
Newport (Cwmbran), Newport, Wales | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
58 | |
Star sign: |
Virgo | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body type: |
Ask me later | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Blue-Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
E-cigarette User | |
Drinking: |
Never | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Public sector | |
Income: |
Solvent | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district NP44 (Cwmbran) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
46 - 62 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 8" (141cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Slightly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Time |
Party behaviour: |
A wallflower |
Personality traits: |
Cautious; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Loyal; Mild; Optimistic; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Shy; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Contentment; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Anything, as long as it's black |
Favourite colour: |
White |
Hair style: |
Short; Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I struggle with mobility |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Folk; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Fantasy; Fiction; Sci-Fi |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time with the family |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm |
Turn-offs: |
Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Dream home: |
Eco home in the countryside |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Politics: |
Labour |
Feelings about using Rest Less Dating: |
Nervous; Hopeful; Embarrassed |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
