In His Own Words
About him
Son of a crash test dummy tester and bare knuckle fighter; World weariness. (The predictive text suggested 'world wines', which is more befitting) Ive got a fair amount to offer. Take a trip away from your personal biosphere
I may seem to you like a bowl of porridge but investigate further ( you don’t need to be Poirot, Holmes, Marple) and you will find I’m of the rolled whole oat variety, brimming over with goodness, vitamins and roughage for your intellectual bowels with kernels of organic goodness just waiting to be munched. And perhaps even slavered
Yes be my munchkin and I’ll give you nothing but goodness for your temporal and spiritual delight. Yes I’m the new and improved formula. Go out with me and you and you will wish you’ll get one free.
I love humour and I consider myself lucky that I was born in such an emblematic country for such profound humour. I like honour and justice but am swayed by anything interesting (that can be problematic) . I’m fond of most forms of music from Frank Zappa, to Miles Davis ,Evgeny Kissin whom I’ve seen in concert many times to the haunting voice of the fadista Amália Rodrigues.
Boy- some good stuff there. Also try estella Charmed ,Chase( from Interstellar) from the Interstellar sessions and of course, Burna Boy, “On the Low.”
Can you do a triple flair on your BMX ? I certainly can’t but I’m presently lobbying for its inclusion as a bath chair event.
Main photo taken last week in my cabin whilst on the Cunard QM2 Times/ Sunday Times Literature Festival at sea and with the late monarch during the celebrations last summer. The “lads” photo was taken in February 2023 and the main picture on 7th, February 2023.The rest were taken pre Paliethic age .You may have already seen them when thumbing through ‘ferret keepers monthly’ as you may recall, they did a recent feature on me.
About his ideal match
She would be the person I would dedicate Auden's 'Refugee Blues" to but hopefully not in a funereal setting. "She was my North, my South, my East and West.
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; "
Deal breakers are likely to revolve around honesty (that is, I'm as honest as the next man but my name is not Bernie Madoff RIP) and I'm long overdue a refresher course in mind reading but I can do levitation. Lol Terms and Conditions apply. Underwritten by Santa Clause inc.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Hounslow (Hampton), London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
70 | |
Star sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Balding | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
49 - 77 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Average; Below Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Administrative / Secretarial; Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Financial services; Food / Catering; Labour / Construction; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Retired; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Student; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Transportation; Agriculture; Public sector; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design; Home maker; HR / Recruitment; IT / Telecoms; Leisure / Tourism; Retail | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English; Afrikaans; Arabic; Bengali; Chinese; Croatian; Danish; Dutch; Farsi/Persian; Finnish; French; German; Gujarati; Hindi; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Malay; Norwegian; Panjabi; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Somali; Spanish; Swedish; Turkish; Urdu; Vietnamese; Welsh | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Muslim; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox; Sikh |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Irreverent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
A cruiser |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Faithful; Funny; Happy; Loving; Melancholy; Optimistic; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Trustworthy; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Contentment; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Tolerance |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body hair: |
Hairy chest only |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Jazz; Opera; R&B / Soul; Scottish; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Fiction; History; Religious; Self-help |
TV habits: |
I prefer listening to the radio |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Art Films; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Romance; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Business news; Cooking; Internet; Investing; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Boxing; Cycling; Football (Soccer); Rugby; Walking |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Dream home: |
In the city |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Politics: |
Right of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Seeing the world in style |
Feelings about using Rest Less Dating: |
Nervous; Curious |
Honesty: |
Very |
